Just some jokes i got from FC.

They are hilarious, though.. Not healthy. *smirk*

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

XD

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that,
if any mischief occurred in their town,
their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it.!"

*edit*

BiLin! I do not know what is wrong with the cbox too! )x Need to ask some experts later. Hehe. Anyway thanks for the luck! Need it a lot though i think the results ain't gonna be nice. =x

*screams and runs away*

Put your hands up high

PEOPLE exam is over! :D

I am not saying that as if i have done tremendously well, though. =x

But i have already made up my mind. This exam will be my introduction to SPM format. So i will definitely learn from my mistakes. :D

And..

AMERICAN IDOL! *sucks air*

Happy Birthday Daddy!

Though it's in the middle of my not-really-important-but-i-still-care-about-it-quite-a-lot examination, i would still like to spend some time to wish my dad HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

Mommy bought a simple yet elegant chocolate cake with love-shaped chocolate piece on top. It tasted great! *yummy*

And. I would like to dedicate The Click Five's Happy Birthday to daddy! *smile*

Urgh.

Am so gonna blog now.

The Robotics competition is extended to 5th of March. Screw them, can? I will be missing first day of Chess competition! And according to Dinesh, if i miss one day, i will be disqualified. But i wanna gain experience!

Bottomline. Screw robotics a little bit.

Exam in on Monday. Not exactly prepared yet due to the super-business. *sigh*

The only thing that keeps me lively is.. American Idol! :D

Kristy didn't do well, due to her bronchitis maybe. But somehow, i can listen to her performance over and over again without getting bored. SOMEHOW. XD Then i love love love Brooke White! She might not have the best look. She might not have the best voice or vocal. But she has the most hearing-friendly [derived from "environmental-friendly", if there is such thing :p] or nice-to-hear voice ever, in my honest opinion! *aww* Ramiele is so so so cute! Despite her powerful voice of course. Alaina, the Carrie-look-alike can definitely sing.

The guys? Loving Michael Johns! David is still David! Archuleta i mean. Danny is HILARIOUS! He has the funniest face expressions among all the contestants! And somehow, he reminds me of KELLY ONG LY ANE! AHAHAHAHA! Luckily she doesn't read my blog. And i like David Hernandez too. And David Cook is not so bad. And.. Who else?!

The show makes me smile like there is no tomorrow *aww*

Sorry for not blogging as often and sorry for not blogging about MY life. Am just too busy. *sigh*

Good night. =)

Quick quick post.

Before i go to tuition.

I am super busy with Robotics coming real soon. PLUS all the co-curriculum are starting tomorrow. PLUS tomorrow i will be rehired as a prefect. PLUS exam is really a week a way. PLUS i went for the interview for Editorial Board and it sucked. Yet, i still have to do the orientation. And it is due 17 March. Can i actually manage? =/ PLUS having choral speaking practices everyday till this coming Saturday as it is the Jubilee Celebration of our school. So..

MEGA busy.

Kinda reluctant to do the orientation. Getting lazier. Get distracted REALLY easily. And i am off.

Back

I am back from Chinese New Year people. Time to get busy again. *sigh* I know i should treasure this busy moment. But if only it came WITH some notice, NOT in a sudden, i would be more delighted. *sigh*

Anyway. Angpow less than 500. And Bro, yours also less than 400.

Good night.

I Am Not Yawning.

Serious!

Well okay maybe i did yawn a couple of times just now, but i am hardly sleepy right now. And just now. Ain't it amazing? And when i was doing research on the previous days, i could barely keep my eyes open. If you ask me why, the answer is very simple. The previous days, i was doing research. Which, to me, is kinda boring. [shh! don't tell Clement! :p] And just now, i was doing Maths and Add Maths. And it was INTERESTING and CHALLENGING! Thanks to my newly appointed tutor whose identity shall be anonymous. *wink*

I hope the tutor continues teaching me, though!

Alright so.. At 11 something just now, the dogs behind my house were barking real loud. And i got kinda annoyed. But nothing could be done. You can't expect me to a water-gun to spray at them, can you? =.= Then, they stopped after a while. However, just now a few minutes after three, one of them growled. YET, its voice was REALLY hoarse! As if it was having a sorethroat! It growled a few times and i can't help getting chills! It is so symphathetic! I wish it will get better! )x

That is how you will feel after you write an essay regarding campaign against cruel acts towards animals. *smirk*

Aww stop growling, doggie.

Oh and. Happy Birthday to Kelly Ong Ly-Ane! I think i got her full name wrong but at least i TRY to type her full name, right? :p

Another half an hour or more till the moment when i was "supposed" to wake up. Should i sleep now or hang a lil longer at here?

...

I think i will search on how to play chess better. Speaking about chess, i intend to join the competition. But they are having the selection round to search for the best four to represent school in the group team. So i played once with Joshua and as expected, i lost. [i am a newbie, what to do?] Later after that, a friend told me that, Joshua told him that he could have won me at anytime since the game started, but he dragged it longer to see if it can get going longer. Get what he meant? That statement means that i am SO NOOB till the extent that he can end the game anytime if he wanted it.

I am SO NOOB!

)x

And i actually want to join the under 18 category? *sigh*

But my friend said it's normal for a beginner. And that i should play online and read more strategies if i really want to be good in this. So.. Here i am, searching for more strategies if possible to not to embarrass myself if possible.

And i do not want myself to quit this game. Never. As a Chess Club member, i must be at least decently good in it. *determined*

Oh and. Miss Mastura is gathering the choral speaking team again to perform end of this month. This time, she needs 35 people including the conductor. A big number indeed. Plus, the down side is some of the original members want to quit for god-knows-what-reasons. Well Kelly did tell that she has her problems too. Dilemmas i mean. Marching, y'know? Somehow discarding the PBSM guys team has its own benefits at times. But again, i would love to join marching team if i am given the opportunity. (:

Oh and the essay about a campaign which i mentioned above, i wonder how did i do. For sure i didn't do as well as the previous time because this was a speech aka directed writing and the previous one was a free-style writing. So i got stuck at many places and the flow of sentences is not smooth. And therefore, the whole thing is not satisfactory.

YET.

Somehow, Clement took my book to read although i've passed up to Lina. And guess what did he say? He said that it was GOOD. And that i used a lot of uncommon words or something like that. And i always have a way to link all the words together. First of all, Josephine [i know you won't be reading this anyway since you're in Gunung Tahan], look who is the one with low self-esteem now. :p Second, if i used any bombastic words, i will definitely remember. But the thing is that i did NOT use any. So i think Clement was just being..over-rating. *lol* Is there even such word? *grin*

Well, Clement AND Stefira [although she just did the agreeing part] had said once that i have improved my English a WHOLE lot compared to form one. I still remember Clement saying that i spoke to him and Garry in BAHASA MELAYU during form one! LMAO! I don't even remember that! It must be embarrassingly humourous! *smirk*

But about the improvement part, i did realise that too. I can speak English better nowadays, although still not quite fluent yet. But at least i can express myself well. Wait, can i?! Lol! And about the writing part, yeah. At least, less grammatical errors. But i still have huge room for improvement. Kita sama-sama memperbaiki diri sendiri ya, Stef? :p

I think me being better in English is not totally a good thing. I still remember that day when teacher read out my essay. Serious shit that i could not face Clement, Josephine, Jonathan and most of all STEFIRA! She is my without-salary FULL TIME ENGLISH TEACHER! ROFLMAO!

[wait omg. that dog is barking like normal now. NOT SORETHROAT. no befriend with the dog anymore!]

I hope that Stefira you have overcome that..whole thingy and we can still be friends! Although what we do best is teasing each other until everyone else cannot stand us. But you're one hell of a great friend. But i don't think you're reading this. You no leaving messages at my taggy. )x

Syawal too.

Farah too.

Ahh. I just met them yesterday. Sya REALLY LOOKED OKAY AND HAPPY! Or was i really that oblivious? O.o I wanted to snap at her to help froggy to cut "its" nails instead of "it" doing it "itself". :p

Oh my! I remember what i wanted to say! I've left my main topic for about TEN KILOMETRES FAR weh! *chuckles*

It's about the choral speaking. NUR SYAWALINA AZWANI BINTI HUSSAIN AND MOHD RAZMAN BINTI [xP] MOHD SAHIMY AND STEFIRA BINTI AHMAD MARZUKI ARE JOINING! *fireworks* I am so looking forward to the practices! Although i have to balance up my time between this and robotics. Aww. )x But i am sure this will be FUN! :D

Wait. Sya, don't ask me why did i change his gender. I DIDN'T DO THAT! MY HANDS DID! THEY ARE THE CULPRIT! THEY COMMIT THE CRIME! IT'S AS IF THEY HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! CATCH THEM! LEAVE ME ALONE! *runs away like a mad cow*

Oh my. I am going crazy. And excited about going back to kampung. I am not sure why but i am EXTRA enthusiastic about going back to kampung this year compared the past 15 years. Is it really the money collecting factor which got me excited? I cannot deny but there must be something else either. Let's just hope for the best. (:

Right now. Let me offline. And pretend that i am asleep. Just in case parents barge into my room to shake me awake. *lol*

Eh shoot! That means i didn't get to do research on chess. Aww. )x

Anyway, shoutout to ONION [THANKS A LOT LOT FOR YOUR ORANGES! I WILL REPAY SOMETHING NICE IF POSSIBLE SO BE IMPATIENT xP], JONATHAN, FARAH, STEFIRA, SABRINA, KARIN, BILIN AND MY BROTHER!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! :D

I am going back to my parents' hometown in about 5 more hours. And i am not sleeping, yet. *smug* I need to finish my homework. At least, my school work. I think i can bring the tuition work back there to do.

Anyway. I am so not blogging consistently nowadays. I have so many commitments to fulfil! Robotics, chess and now choral speaking. Not to mention the soon-to-come PBSM activities AND examination which is on end of this month. Coincidentally, everything thing which i joined is held around end of this month or early next month. So everything sorta clashes together. I have kinda made up my mind and to flunk my examinations. Well, not exactly flunk it, but i will not score, i guess. Hope i can try my best. Especially in Add Maths! And Chem and Phys!

Oh yeah SABians might find this interesting. You know Mr. Azmi, the male teacher who teaches Maths. The male teacher who most people agreed as most good-looking teacher in our school. Today after his class ended, I [sit at the front] asked for angpows, as usual. *smirk* Then, i was GENUINELY surprised when he said that he is NOT married!

HE IS NOT MARRIED!

Even Clement said, "What?! But he is so good looking!" LMAO! Everyone else could not believe that! But again, my friend and i have actually seen that he does not wear any rings at any fingers. So it might be true after all. Plus, i don't really think that he is lying. He does not look like someone who will lie. So, he might really still is a bachelor. Tell that to all the girls out there. *lol*

Wait. What the crap is wrong with blogger? The font is huge! Argh! And i don't know how to fix it! *curses* Fine, don't give a damn.

Anyway. I should get back to my Maths and Add Maths. Get 'em done and enjoy my holiday. =) Wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year and get many angpows and come back belanja me. *smirk*

What a WEEK!

I am getting sleepy right now. *yawn*

Getting involved in the Robotics Competition is tiring. Research here and research there. Moreover, it's not my expertise as well. Kinda hard for me. I DO realise that i am not giving much help but i am trying my best to get more information alright? >.<

We had done our first essay from English. Our teacher Miss Tan marked our book lightning fast as she MISUNDERSTOOD and thought that we wanted to get our essay books early. WE DID NOT WANT TO GET OUR ESSAY BOOKS BACK! For fear that there will be work to do before Chinese New Year! >.<

While she was giving the books to us, she called us out one by one and pointed out our weaknesses. I think that it was a good idea. I never thought that any teacher would do that because it wastes time! What is more surprising is that she wrote long comments at the end of our essays! How many teachers actually do that, huh?

So when i thought she has finally finished giving us our books, i realised that i do not have my book! Then teacher started saying how our class did for our first try for SPM standard essay. I didn't get to ask teacher about my book! She said most of us didn't do well for our first SPM English essay. And that she had two examples to show us what is a SPM standard essay.

AND I WAS NOT FEELING GOOD AT ALL!

Miss Tan even looked at me for a few time. Eyed at me, y'know? So i kinda knew what was going but i still thought that it was impossible!

Then, Miss Tan said that two of the books were from a boy and a girl. After finishing the girl's, which i knew was WernXin's, she read the boy's. By the way WernXin has got 37 over 50. Before she read the boy's, she said that this essay was based on a boy's point of view. The writing style is very different. And that it is very easy-going and light. At the same time, the content was not only about the surface. It had deep meaning and its depth. I still can't believe she said those!

THEN! She started reading. And.. it.. all.. sounded.. very.. really.. tremendously.. UBER familiar. It is mine. =.=

I WAS REALLY EMBARRASSED, OKAY?

Why?

In my class, there are Stefira, Clement, Josephine and Timothy AND Jonathan! They are like the English experts alright? And my essay was read out loud in the class in front of them while theirs were not?

I don't know what to say.

Teacher's comment at the end of my essay : A well-written piece of work - an interesting style.

And i have got a 36 over 50 and teacher said the reason i got lower that WernXin was the way i wrote my essay was more informal. And yes i agreed. The way i wrote it was indeed the way i blog. *lol*

Anyway i have more work and research to do. Good day.

*yawn*

Right now, it is saturday.

I had a bad bad Friday. Seriously. The moment the clock ticked 12 in the morning, everything went wrong. UNTIL.. Not long ago during OIAM performance, i saw Ayu having a duet with JACLYN VICTOR! No! I am NOT joking!

AND!

Jac DID NOT OUTSING AYU AT ALL!

Imagine how good and strong Ayu is right now. *whoa*

Anyway i have work to do. Although it's almost one in the morning right now, i am still not that sleepy yet so.. Summary, here i come.