This made my evening!

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired !'

Drop some comments or taggy if you think this is funny. xD

Family Outing

Just now. But it's only my parents and my younger brother and I.

Initially we planned to go to Genting Highlands but recently it has been raining so we changed our plan instead and decided to head to Pavillion, to watch movies! XD

First time to Pavillion. Of course i was pretty excited! But Mom said the parking fees inside is like.. RM5 per hour! O_O So we decided to park in Sungai Wang and walked our way to Pavillion. Not near at all! But i did enjoy the walk. Got to see so many kinds of people. By kinds, i really DO mean kinds! XD

First impression = Pavillion is really for wealthy people = Not for people like me. LOL! It was not as crowded as Sungai Wang, obviously. But people inside there wear blazers and any formal wear you can name. The only place which is really crowded is the foot court. Well, maybe that's because we went there at lunch time, so.. =x

As our lunch, we ordered Char Keoy Teow, Carrot Cake, Chicken Rice, Mee Jawa and Korean Rice Rolls. It's not really bad if you ask me. Especially the Mee Jawa which Dad ordered. Yummy. Then we walked around Pavillion. Most of the places like the highest floor or at the end of each floor, is mostly deserted. Really. It's kinda creepy. But i like that feeling of vacancy because the place is so high class! We didn't watch movie in the end because most of the movies are either 18SXPL or cartoon. LOL! So we walked MORE.

Then we arrived at an art gallery, which was empty as well, and it has a sculpture of naked kids. =.= Really weird to me. Then we went to buy some egg tarts and saw that the J.CO still has a long, everlasting queue and sighed. LOL! Then we went home. :D

There is nothing much to do in Pavillion. So.. Next time let's go somewhere else instead. Like? Time Square! KLCC! Anyone? :D

*rushes to finish his never-gonna-be-finished homework*

Edit!

For more info about the movie, read Farah's blog! :D:D

*grin*

I am so very sorry for not updating my blog! Please accept my deepest apology!

Well, what happened during my absence?

First of all, you guys know the Robotic competition that i joined, which its glamourous name is First Lego League. My team has gotten Excellence Award and Best Presentation Award. Excellence Award means among the 20 teams, the top 4 till top 10. And my team got number 10 out of 20 teams. Not exactly good but it is still acceptable. Then, Best Presentation Award means, our presentation about our research on how to save cost of electricity and consumption of resources was the best among all 20! :D We really should win that award since most of us spent more time on the research rather than the robot itself.

That was the main thing that happened.

Yesterday, i went to KLCC with the TS gang after choral speaking practice. Also, the STPM result was released yesterday. Yet i didn't get to see any of my seniors. )x

However, the trip to KLCC was a lot of fun! I was already hyped up about the outing even when i was waiting for a taxi. Typical me. *grins* We had lunch at Burger King. Chatted a lot. Talked about Stef's tuition, about how Karin is ignoring Stef, about how Karin looks weird with her little bit of green hair and i can't remember anymore.

Then, off we went to watch Step Up 2! It was GREAT! Though the people in the cinema weren't! They were all noisy and irritating! But they still can't stop me from getting all stunned over the dance moves! People who love dancing movies should really watch it! People who watch movies for the sake of lovey dovey stuff or hot GIRLS ALSO should watch it! XD Well she wasn't really Megan-Fox-hot but still okay. :p I am so going to download the movie soon! Aww, the dancing! We [most of the people in the cinema] even CLAPPED after the dancers performed the dance of their life! Woots! XD

Today, i went to Time Square with Serene, YeeShan, CengYew, Jon, FuiTeng, WernXin, ShunRen and Jason after my tuition. Also, SPM results today. After lunch at Fun Hei Dei [cantonese], we went to watch 10,000 B.C.! I actually didn't know what was the movie about. But it was quite a nice movie! The girl named Evolet was PRETTY! I totally love her eyes!

And now here i am, blogging. I am now downloading this week's episode of AI. It's SO SLOW but i have no choice but to bear with it. I am so looking forward to seeing Brooke! XD

MEGA-OMG!

How can?! How can?! HOW CAN DANNY GET ELIMINATED THIS EARLY?!

American Idol is gonna become boring after this.

Plus. Cheki-what's-his-name is gonna get eliminated RIGHT after this! NO WAY i am going to like him.

The laughter in the competition. ):