Just some jokes i got from FC.

They are hilarious, though.. Not healthy. *smirk*

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

XD

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that,
if any mischief occurred in their town,
their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it.!"

*edit*

BiLin! I do not know what is wrong with the cbox too! )x Need to ask some experts later. Hehe. Anyway thanks for the luck! Need it a lot though i think the results ain't gonna be nice. =x

*screams and runs away*

Put your hands up high

PEOPLE exam is over! :D

I am not saying that as if i have done tremendously well, though. =x

But i have already made up my mind. This exam will be my introduction to SPM format. So i will definitely learn from my mistakes. :D

And..

AMERICAN IDOL! *sucks air*

Happy Birthday Daddy!

Though it's in the middle of my not-really-important-but-i-still-care-about-it-quite-a-lot examination, i would still like to spend some time to wish my dad HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

Mommy bought a simple yet elegant chocolate cake with love-shaped chocolate piece on top. It tasted great! *yummy*

And. I would like to dedicate The Click Five's Happy Birthday to daddy! *smile*

Urgh.

Am so gonna blog now.

The Robotics competition is extended to 5th of March. Screw them, can? I will be missing first day of Chess competition! And according to Dinesh, if i miss one day, i will be disqualified. But i wanna gain experience!

Bottomline. Screw robotics a little bit.

Exam in on Monday. Not exactly prepared yet due to the super-business. *sigh*

The only thing that keeps me lively is.. American Idol! :D

Kristy didn't do well, due to her bronchitis maybe. But somehow, i can listen to her performance over and over again without getting bored. SOMEHOW. XD Then i love love love Brooke White! She might not have the best look. She might not have the best voice or vocal. But she has the most hearing-friendly [derived from "environmental-friendly", if there is such thing :p] or nice-to-hear voice ever, in my honest opinion! *aww* Ramiele is so so so cute! Despite her powerful voice of course. Alaina, the Carrie-look-alike can definitely sing.

The guys? Loving Michael Johns! David is still David! Archuleta i mean. Danny is HILARIOUS! He has the funniest face expressions among all the contestants! And somehow, he reminds me of KELLY ONG LY ANE! AHAHAHAHA! Luckily she doesn't read my blog. And i like David Hernandez too. And David Cook is not so bad. And.. Who else?!

The show makes me smile like there is no tomorrow *aww*

Sorry for not blogging as often and sorry for not blogging about MY life. Am just too busy. *sigh*

Good night. =)

Quick quick post.

Before i go to tuition.

I am super busy with Robotics coming real soon. PLUS all the co-curriculum are starting tomorrow. PLUS tomorrow i will be rehired as a prefect. PLUS exam is really a week a way. PLUS i went for the interview for Editorial Board and it sucked. Yet, i still have to do the orientation. And it is due 17 March. Can i actually manage? =/ PLUS having choral speaking practices everyday till this coming Saturday as it is the Jubilee Celebration of our school. So..

MEGA busy.

Kinda reluctant to do the orientation. Getting lazier. Get distracted REALLY easily. And i am off.