Die laughing....!!!

Pick the month (number) you were born on:

1----i shot a
2----i gave a lap dance to
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i humped
9----i choked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---i ate a


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a paperclip
20-------my best friends boyfriend
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a pickle
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im sexy and i do what i
want

Now post all three of these as your title or
else you
will fart non-stop in 1 more hour... Wakaka =D

Letter to dad (not written by me of cos)

Got this buletin from sun...So damn funny...lol
Here it goes >>>
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Eventhough Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with
our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sandy.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

How funny it is...wohoho...*roflmao*

Em0T|0N@L...

Well, it has been some while since i last visited this website. Though no one welcomed me back >.<
Just feeling like typing my lungs out because lately my feelings are so uncertain. Most of my friends are all having their sweet moments with the one they love or the one they wanna be with, but just not me! Why is that?! Eventhough i'm so busy, matching ocmpetition is just three days more and i have those gatherings and camps...but i still can't help myself from thinking of that person... Well, my homeworks are undone too, how pathetic! Things just seem so wrong for me.
Well, matching practise is ending soon. Gonna miss those moments, we had sweet moments together and having wonderful time playing, joking, and teasing each other with seniors, will we be having such magnificient moments again? I bet not!
Well, maybe i'm meant to live without someone to be loved at this moment...Feeling so useless...helpless...lonely...and, stuffed with homework >.<
Just wish good days will come after these 'memoriable' moments...

Bad starting for a new year...perhaps...

A friend of mine is going to move to australia ten days from now...how sad >.< But well, we had fun chatting thw whole night! The school he is going to is a fantastic school...i suppose...^.< But he sounded like he likes it very much! And that is a very good thing, isn't it? As long as he keeps on online and we can still keep on keep in touch, that's great! Imagine, a school with an in-door swimming pool, laptop everywhere like they don't know what to do with it...Well, that's what he said lol! Did i tell that he is from MBS? He is a nice person, good in hacking and sending spams. But luckily i'm good that he didn't not send any of those to me ^^ Gonna miss him...~_~

Had hours changing this blog!!! Why i never understand this things!!! Well, it's...very troublesome work for me, and i wonder why people waste so much time to decorate it and whatsoever. I prefer to play games with my precious time ^^ The best way of using my time...:P Well played dota the whole morning and lost all the games too >.< Was winning the last game, but somehow they pumped someone and that someone got unusually strong, invulnerable at first, but got ass-kicked by us...Well, we still lost that game, although we WERE winning...>.< Such a pity!!!

And today isn't a very nice day for me i suppose!! All the songs that i downlaoded had problems!!! But still i can listen to them...EVENTHOUGH NOT CLEARLY...>.< Well, wanna do my work before i kena banned by my mother...And eric...never understand why he forces people so much...!!! Before that, let's have some snacks!!

-itadakimasu~-

Wah...

Wah...Became wakil tingkatan 2...thx to nicholas!!!hehe...nothing to do with tat jawatan oso....aih...
but most shocking thing is tat....SOMEONE ACTUALLY THOUGHT TAT I'M FORM 5!!!...for god's sake...i'm not form 5...yet!But then.....wat was i gonna say....duno ....aih...boring....